Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Killer Elite (2011)

Utter dross apart from the chair fighting! A selection of movie stars, including De Niro can't save this long and boring 80s spy/army/SAS crap. 2/5



Friday, 25 November 2011

The Debt (2010)

Set itself up to be good but then falls flat.Some tense moments but it's not thrilling enough to be a thriller and not enough espionage to be a spy movie.3/5




Monday, 21 November 2011

Rio (2011)

Awesome visuals and animation let down by the weak story, predictable humour and odd casting choice for voices.This definitely isn't Pixar.3/5





Shark Night (2011)

When a film is this crap it actually becomes enjoyable.Until you remember how bad it is.Imagine PiraƱa meets Jaws Revenge meets something else that's shit. 1/5



Sunday, 20 November 2011

Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

Major disappointment. It should have been good but it was slow, dark, confusing and pointless. It just didn't mix the 2 genres well enough and that was the whole purpose of the film.2/5




Friday, 18 November 2011

Crazy,Stupid,Love (2011)

Very amusing if a little too sentimental and long in parts.
Good cast, some very moments. A really strong 3/5



Thursday, 17 November 2011

Wrong Turn 4 (2011)

Fans of low budget teen gore fests will enjoy it. Awful makeup, worse acting.But I still watched it all,"they're eating him alive like some fucked up fondue"! 2/5





Monday, 14 November 2011

Conan (2011)

Rather pointless remake, void of any awesome 80s vibe and more painted with that 300 look. Weak plot, even more wooden than Arnie.2/5





Friday, 11 November 2011

Rise of the planet of the apes (2011)

Not what I'd hoped for. Average run of the mill. Harry from Spiderman makes a genetically clever chimp who kills Malfoy from Harry Potter then goes to the woods with his mates.3/5




Monday, 7 November 2011

Hitman (2007)

I love this film. It's not everyone's cup if tea but it appealed to me. Calm, cool and collective. Assassins are cool.4/5