Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

Confusing story, and weak at that.  I loved the pre-meditated kung fu stuff and the fast editing but the film itself is not as sharp as the first.  Downey Jnr. is awesome though. 2/5

In Hell (2003)

I wanted Shawshank meets AWOL but instead I got prisoner cell block H. Van Damme still can't act and this time there are no splits nor roundhouse kicks. He plays it simple and it's boring. This film sucks.1/5

Finding Nemo (2003)

It looks like a PC screensaver and although I do like the film it lacks that Pixar charm. The fish seem a bit boring and each scene looks like the last so it feels longer than it should.3/5

The Three Musketeers (2011)

I really enjoyed this. Cheesy plot, great action, funny lines, massive budget and effects. The air ships get annoying but it's all great fun.4/5

In her shoes (2005)

Utterly boring sentimental bore fest.Billed as a comedy but only contains 3 jokes. This is quite dire.Stars Muriel from Muriel's Wedding and Mary from Something About...all in all it's pants.1/5

Chaos (2005)

Very disjointed, badly pieced together cop/bank robbery heist thriller thing. Statham is in it, and Ryan Phillippe and Snipes dressed as a jazz man. It's shockingly crap. 2/5