The Watch (2012)

Utter dross, Lame story and Unfunny. It's only the star cast that manage to remotely save this shite from getting a one out of five. Nothing works with this film, Ben Stiller couldn't be arsed making it so I can't be arsed liking it. 2/5

Looper (2012)

The premise is great. The Looper concept is great. The facial effects morph on Joseph Gordon-Levitt is freakishly good. But it falls flat in the middle and loses the whole Looperness in the latter stages. Good Effort though.4/5

The Lookout (2007)

Slow and pointless. Starts well but becomes the "we don't know how to finish this film". Then throw in some random quiet bad guy, Harry from Dumb and Dumber and Shannon from Home and Away.And this is the result.2/5

Brave (2012)

Slightly disappointing for a Pixar movie. It's visual perfect but it lacks the story. And it should be all about the story telling. Billy Connolly is just a cliche for anything Scottish these days.3/5

Stolen (2012)

It feels like a cheap 90s action B-movie. The first half an hour is watchable but then it spirals out of control. The ending is one of the worst I have seen. Avoid this like Nick Cage should have done.1/5

Total Recall (2012)

It's too hard not to compare this against the Arnie classic. It is its own film in its own right, and the FX are amazing. It tires towards the end and becomes a simple action affair.But it does provide some quotes and references the original which was nice.3/5

The Campaign (2012)

Very predictable but still watchable. Not zany enough to be a Will Ferrell classic but worth a watch on a week night. Anchorman it ain't.3/5