Rambo III (1988)

Mega shit. Horses, mullets, rocket launchers. Shit.1/5

Hummingbird (2013)

I was expecting a Statham staple.Instead I got some nun shagging,drawn out,long winded pointless Robin Hood London love drama.Weird and shit.1/5

Jaws 3 (1983)

Arguably the worst effects in a Hollywood film. The 3D is so stuck on it doesn't actually move! The green screen bleeds and it's awful. The film is shockingly bad but the effects...well...the worst I've seen 1/5

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Without doubt a terrible excuse for a film. Probably the worst Jaws film of them all. There's nothing more to say about this.1/5

Identity Thief (2013)

Arguably the biggest pile of dross I've seen in years! It's just pure crap.Imagine a fake Planes,Trains and Automobiles with the guy from Teen Wolf 2 and some fat Adele wannabe. 1/5

Stolen (2012)

It feels like a cheap 90s action B-movie. The first half an hour is watchable but then it spirals out of control. The ending is one of the worst I have seen. Avoid this like Nick Cage should have done.1/5

Wrong Turn 5 (2012)

I've seen all of these films hoping they'd recapture the thrill of the first. But each one gets progressively worse. I can feel a 6th one coming but even I might call it quits at this. Utter garbage.1/5

The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Not what I expected. It's like a really shit Trueman-esque Evil Dead acid trip. Utterly rubbish and completely pointless.1/5

Lockout (2012)

A beefed up Mike from Neighbours stars in this cheap looking sci-fi prison in space movie. It starts great until you see the bad CGI chase scene, it then gets worse 1/5

Masters of the Universe (1987)

As a kid I was one of the worlds biggest He-Man fans. I had all the figures, books and cartoons. Imagine my disappointment when this shite came out. Why not make it like the cartoon, Christ! He-Man doesn't even had any super strength in this, and the plot has nothing to do with He-Man. 1/5

Piranha 3DD (2012)

The worst film I have ever seen! If I could give it less than 1 I would. It's beyond bad. 1/5

Chronicle (2012)

Interesting idea but let down by lack of a story, acting, soundtrack and void of everything in between. It's like a boring training montage from heroes filmed with the Blair Witch camera.1/5

In Hell (2003)

I wanted Shawshank meets AWOL but instead I got prisoner cell block H. Van Damme still can't act and this time there are no splits nor roundhouse kicks. He plays it simple and it's boring. This film sucks.1/5

Untraceable (2008)

Lame thriller about a website that streams live deaths based on hits.It references far fetched computer jargon and acronyms and is pretty crap to be honest. 1/5

Jack and Jill (2011)

A career low point for Al Paccino and a career ending disaster for Adam Sandler. I am so bored with Sandlers SNL character sketches that become feature length films. This film is utter tripe!1/5

Don't be afraid of the dark (2010)

Mike from Neighbours buys a big old house inhabited by CGI mini critters that whisper at night. This film is utter rubbish, the worst film of the year, probably the worst film I have ever reviewed.1/5

Shark Night (2011)

When a film is this crap it actually becomes enjoyable.Until you remember how bad it is.Imagine Piraña meets Jaws Revenge meets something else that's shit. 1/5

Blitz (2011)

I hope Jason Statham got paid well for this diabolical film. It's utter crap. 1/5