White House Down (2013)

What a crock of shit.  This homage to Obama sucks American ass.  It's so patriotic it hurts.  And the ending...oh my days. 2/5

Elysium (2013)

Could have been good. The story has been done countless times before, the whole film is a let down after 20 minutes. Shit. 2/5

Broken City (2013)

Average at best.  Ex-cop Mark Whalberg gets set up by evil mayor Russel Crowe, it has some clever (isn) moments but for me, Russ can't deliver since Gladiator and Mark Whalberg doesn't convince me very often.  So it kinda just floats along with the predictable. 2/5

We're the Millers (2013)

Some funny gags, Hangover style. Jen Anniston struts her bod but apart from that it trails and forgets where it's going. 2/5

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Shockingly poor, and all I can see now is Hot Shots Part Deux. A dire sequel like Rocky III. 2/5

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Oh dear! This is as bad as you would expect. It has one or two gags that are genuinely funny but not enough to carry this film. But I like the franchise so why not just go with it. 2/5

I Give It A Year (2013)

It has some funny moments, and it feels British, if a little too forced.Eventually the gags soon tire and the awkwardness of the characters begins to show.It could have been good but falls

Short of average.2/5

Parker (2013)

Starts as a reasonable Statham staple then looses it half way through. I have no idea what J Lo was doing in this. 2/5

The Last Stand (2013)

Old school action thriller. It's like the Expendables meets the Wild West. It's cheesy, badly acted but it's still Arnie. Watch it for some mindless entertainment and explosions only 2/5

Room 237 (2012)

As a former media student I understand media symbolism and Mise en Scene but this documentary is way off. Attributing blatant continuity errors to the directors intentional genius misses the mark and clutches at straws.2/5

Unknown (2011)

You can't help think it's a poor mans'Taken even though it's nothing to do with it. Neeson's amnesia Bourne style thriller is dull, cheesy and kinda shit.2/5

Premium Rush (2012)

Aside from the "Google Maps" style bits the film sucks. Luckily it has Joseph Gordon-Levitt in it. The rest of the cast can't act. 2/5

Rocky V (1990)

The worst Rocky.  Tommy Gun and a crappy street fight.  What happened?  Especially after the success of Rocky IV.  I understand why Stallone couldn't leave the saga on this bum note.  Hence Balboa which I'll re-watch next.   This film is dire.  Sage is the best actor in this. 2/5

Sinister (2012)

Genuinely creepy with certain scenes delivering the scares and making your hairs stand on end. Other scenes make you roll your eyes in disgust when it delivers lame, cliched, dimly lit dross. It's too slow all the way through and the ending was a let down. 2/5

The Watch (2012)

Utter dross, Lame story and Unfunny. It's only the star cast that manage to remotely save this shite from getting a one out of five. Nothing works with this film, Ben Stiller couldn't be arsed making it so I can't be arsed liking it. 2/5

The Lookout (2007)

Slow and pointless. Starts well but becomes the "we don't know how to finish this film". Then throw in some random quiet bad guy, Harry from Dumb and Dumber and Shannon from Home and Away.And this is the result.2/5

The Expendables 2 (2012)

Not a patch on the first. Weak plot, cliche cameos and the over-the-top action is too tiresome this time around. Time to move on Sly....2/5

Magic Mike (2012)

Watchable to begin with but rather pointless. Then towards the end it gets dire. No plot, weak chemistry and pointless scenes. Imagine a crap stripping Boogie Nights.2/5

Cleanskin (2012)

One of those Sean Bean films where he's hardly in it. Feels like a cheap serious TV version of Four Lions. The lead MI5 agents are useless and fumble all the way through to the point of annoying incompetence.2/5

Men in Black (2012)

Worse than MIB2, worse than Wild Wild West. The CGI is laughable, Will Smith is watchable (just) and the ending is alreeet. 2/5