The Expendables 2 (2012)

Not a patch on the first. Weak plot, cliche cameos and the over-the-top action is too tiresome this time around. Time to move on Sly....2/5

Magic Mike (2012)

Watchable to begin with but rather pointless. Then towards the end it gets dire. No plot, weak chemistry and pointless scenes. Imagine a crap stripping Boogie Nights.2/5

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

I love this film. Great story that makes you think. Ashton can actually act and the whole thing just draws you in. Yes it gets depressing but it's worth the ride.5/5

Cleanskin (2012)

One of those Sean Bean films where he's hardly in it. Feels like a cheap serious TV version of Four Lions. The lead MI5 agents are useless and fumble all the way through to the point of annoying incompetence.2/5

Total Recall (1990)

Absolute classic Arnie. The exploding eye makeup still looks amazing. This was film making before CGI where they actually built sets. Quotable, violent and timeless.5/5

Men in Black (2012)

Worse than MIB2, worse than Wild Wild West. The CGI is laughable, Will Smith is watchable (just) and the ending is alreeet. 2/5

Something Borrowed (2011)

Enjoyable chick flick with some funny moments.  It's way too long though and tires towards the end.  The fake Tom Cruise made me laugh though! 3/5