Room 237 (2012)

As a former media student I understand media symbolism and Mise en Scene but this documentary is way off. Attributing blatant continuity errors to the directors intentional genius misses the mark and clutches at straws.2/5

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

I can't believe it's 7 years old already! It's one if those clever stories with puzzles, twists, multiple story lines and of course, Tom Hanks. What lets it down is how linear it is. And at the end of the film you ask what the whole Church Albino was all about? Pointless plot line. Good but not amazing.4/5

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

A guilty pleasure. A likeable spoof in a similar vain to Scary Movie. Shows its age a bit now but what the hell. "Janie Briggs has got a gun".3/5

Identity Thief (2013)

Arguably the biggest pile of dross I've seen in years! It's just pure crap.Imagine a fake Planes,Trains and Automobiles with the guy from Teen Wolf 2 and some fat Adele wannabe. 1/5

Unknown (2011)

You can't help think it's a poor mans'Taken even though it's nothing to do with it. Neeson's amnesia Bourne style thriller is dull, cheesy and kinda shit.2/5

Toy Story 3 (2010)

It's better after a few watches. And I prefer it to TS2.In parts it's genius,others are sad and slightly morbid but it's beautiful to watch and the characters are all on top form.4/5

The Paperboy (2012)

I expected more from Lee Daniels (Precious) and up until the end it was watchable and intriguing.  Nicole Kidman orgasms telepathically courtesy of John Cussack and Zac Efron finally escaped his "High School" typecast. And none of this put me off.  But the ending destroyed what was left of a decent film.  3/5