Ip Man (2008)

Nothing to do with wifi routers, but arguably the best kung fu film I have ever seen.  For me, it's better than Enter the Dragon, and that's a bold statement. Makes all that crouching tiger shit look lame 5/5

After Earth (2013)

A vehicle for Will Smith to help his kids, I get it.  Some good ideas and father son chemistry but it's average at best. 3/5

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

Sadly as crap as you'd guessed with no surprises. The action comes thick and fast and we still love John McClain but this is no Yippee-ki-yay.  Who's fucking stupid now Haans?  Me for watching this shit. 2/5

The World's End (2013)

Typical Pegg/Frost affair, think Shaun but with robots.  Fun, funky, crazy and damn right British.  I liked it, others won't.  The final installment of the Cornetto trilogy. 4/5

Rambo III (1988)

Mega shit. Horses, mullets, rocket launchers. Shit.1/5

World War Z (2013)

Interesting take on the zombie story. Amazing start, flat middle, tense ending but not the ending it deserved. Brad is still cool though 3/5

We're the Millers (2013)

Some funny gags, Hangover style. Jen Anniston struts her bod but apart from that it trails and forgets where it's going. 2/5