Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Oh dear! This is as bad as you would expect. It has one or two gags that are genuinely funny but not enough to carry this film. But I like the franchise so why not just go with it. 2/5

Oblivion (2013)

It's like Wall-E meets District 9 meets Space Odyssey.  And to be honest, not as good as either of them.  The FX are interesting and it has its own visual style.  It's baron, isolated and Tom Cruise is always pretty solid in whatever he does.  Worth a watch but does not live up to the excitement. 3/5

Hummingbird (2013)

I was expecting a Statham staple.Instead I got some nun shagging,drawn out,long winded pointless Robin Hood London love drama.Weird and shit.1/5

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

This is Under Siege meets Die Hard but not as good as either of them. It is cheesy & action packed and outrageously patriot! AMERICA!!! 3/5

The Purge (2013)

Interesting concept. With a bleak view of crime in the future.Has terror,suspense and creepy masks (who doesn't like creepy masks?). Some annoying bits but I actually really enjoyed this.3/5

I Give It A Year (2013)

It has some funny moments, and it feels British, if a little too forced.Eventually the gags soon tire and the awkwardness of the characters begins to show.It could have been good but falls

Short of average.2/5

Bad Boys (1995)

Slick,stylish and made Will Smith an action star. What's not to like? It's funny,violent,cheesy and pure 90s."I'm Mike!" 5/5